>>>#31/8/19 Been planning for a two steps attack

I didn't sleep last night.  I had oozing ideas for my Grand Attack next week.  This is my grandest plan.  I spent the whole day today planning for my 55th Birthday Bash as a Shokunin Kurina.

Now that I know Els' weakness, I will exploit it to the fullest.  After all I am a Bad Boy.

* This was the plan:

@elsDines  @aushtraxxfm @traxxfmofficial #traxxfm Hey honey, I'm gonna test Aush's Miss T-Rex theory.  Hear me out...

Miss T-Rex ver 2

@aushtraxxfm @elsDines #traxxfm  Guys, I live with 3 felines (a pride of lions) & have 2 feline bff (a tabby cat & a Persian kitty).  I understand Feline Factor.  Els is not a t-rex, she is a shaved pussy.  Unlike you bearded macho ka machos, I however manscape my asset.

Shaved Pussy

@elsDines  @aushtraxxfm @traxxfmofficial #traxxfm I finally figured out the Triple Threat Trio.  We have Father Knows Best, we have Mr Innuendo and we have a Shaved Pussy (unless Els wants to be Miss T-Rex). So there we have it; the Motley Crew of the Evening Drive.

Miss T-Rex

@elsDines  @aushtraxxfm @traxxfmofficial #traxxfm  You guys gotta gimmie me a break.  I already hit 55.  So today I am a few hundred thousand ringgit richer in savings.  Therefore I am in a fantastic mood right now.  

Be My Bad Boy Video

@elsDines  @aushtraxxfm @traxxfmofficial #traxxfm  Take it easy OK, I'm just having fun

Baby Got Back Video

@elsDines  @aushtraxxfm @traxxfmofficial #traxxfm  Hahaha...  Thanks for the memories.  I love you guys.

* This is the actual:

@elsDines  @aushtraxxfm @traxxfmofficial #traxxfm  Hi folks.  It's my birthday today.  Can you please play Melody by Lost Frequencies feat. James Blunt?  Much appreciate.

* The build up process

My Sine Cera Birthday Thoughts

My Darling Els,

We have many things in common:

• I always go to the movies alone and sit at the front row ahead of everybody
• I take my coffee black without sugar
• I love cheese a lot
• I enjoy listening to all Taylor Swift songs
• I like goofing around
• and I usually came up with lame dad jokes for my daughters; they laughed because those jokes were so pathetic

Ie:  Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece (grease).  LOL.

You know what?  They didn't get the joke!  They thought it was a fact.  LOL.

Basically I am a fun dad.  So I don't mind if my jokes bombed.  I am seriously playful but I am also playfully serious.

Most of the time no malice intended, just going for some good clean fun.

Once you know me better you will realize I am a pretty easy going guy.

I just ordered your BTS Army Zip jacket.  You probably get it by the end of this month.  I know it is way ahead of your birthday.  I had no choice.  Otherwise there won't be stock.  It's not original.  I tried looking for one but there is none.  This one is categorized as Original Authentic Design.  So only you will know it's not original

I hope you like it.  It's my joy to see you wear it.  Just like I saw you in the pink hoodie.  Snap a photo and upload it in the Instagram so that I can keep a copy.

Anyway as I told you many times, I'm not looking for a sexual relationship.  I just want to wholeheartedly share my joy with you.  You are my Dream Girl.  Just take *[take] it all in.  This is unconditional love.  It doesn't cost you anything.

* External intervention

Take my cards but play them according to you own rules.  I'm a giver.  I also believe in a predestined affinity.

OK baby, I'll catch up with you later.

Hang loose ya?

SJ
4/9/19

P/s:  You used to call me Sweetie.  I miss that much :)

@elsDines  @traxxfmofficial #traxxfm  Els baby, I sent you an email.  Chiao honey.

  

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